Barbie & Ken

Rating: NC-17

Fandom: The X Files

Disclaimer: I don't own these characters - and even if I did they'd be too hot for me to handle all by myself

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What does one do when on lam from the law?

Three months in you bleach your hair

And spend the rest of the time walking around looking like Barbie.

Hiding out in Texas of all places in August was probably the stupidest idea Mulder had, but she loved him so as she returned to the hotel after spending the day at the salon Scully didn’t even recognize herself as she passed by the mirror. Mulder was at a bar, as always these days, and she would meet him there. The stylist, Dixie, stripped her hair of all the red she had grown so used to, added extensions and even lightened her eyebrows. She then took a turn at the tanning salon, but sadly just ended up with more freckles; fortunately there was a bit of darkness to her as well, and in all honesty lying naked under the lights really made her wet.

There was a close call the week before, so they fled to Texas and Scully made the appointment to change her look. Now she had gotten in, paid 200 bucks and came out a new person. She even bought a new red sundress to celebrate the occasion, with matching heels because it was ALL about the shoes.

Now she entered the Roadhouse and all cowboy hat wearing gentlemen turned to look. Her locks now to the middle of her back, her skin rosy, the dress fire red and the heels…cherry apple red and so shiny she could see her reflection off them. She smiled at the gentlemen and made her way to the man in the khaki shorts and black polo at the end of the bar, chewing on a toothpick and rearranging the fruit and olives.

Moving behind him she ran her tongue up the back of his neck, causing him to sit up straight, and the olives to drop from his hands. He turned to see his Scully, not looking anything like he expected.

“BARBIE!” he yelped and more men turned to look.

Scully snickered, “I guess that makes you Ken?”

“Could be, my dick is hard as plastic now.”

Scully blushed and tucked a loose strand behind her ear, “You like it?”

“That would be a yes.”

She bit her lower lip and smiled, “Good, because the day of bleaching, hair extending and tanning has made me insatiable.”

“Now I’m wishing we did this sooner.” He said pulling his wallet out of his back pocket and tossing a ten on the bar, “Let’s get out of here.”

The hotel room they had been living in was on the top floor, with a view of Austin from the balcony. This is where she wanted it, looking down on the city below. Scully was feeling wild and free and as she entered the hotel room she lifted the sundress off and tossed it on the bed revealing nothing underneath. Mulder followed her as she walked to the balcony and looked over the edge, thirty stories up, the blazing sun shining down on her. Mulder stopped at the patio door and watched her. Three inch red heels, a mess of blonde hair and nothing else. He knew it was Scully, his Scully, he knew that firm ass anywhere but there was something different now.

She turned to face him, her breasts rosy from the tanning and her body seeming to glow in the evening sun. Her hands on the rail she spread her legs a bit, “What’s taking so long?”

“Just taking in your…look”

“You don’t like it?” she said her expression falling, “Because the stylist said it would be very difficult to dye it any other color for some time.”

Mulder nodded, “No I get that, I’m just trying to remember that it’s you.”

“Mulder, just get out here and fuck me already.”

“It’s you.” He said quickly undressing and going out to the balcony, making sure the door was unlocked because with all his luck, watch them get trapped naked thirty stories up.

She smiled up at him and kissed him softly. “Thank you.”

Mulder smiled as he placed his hands around her waist, turning her around as she braced her hands on the railing.

“You’re going to keep the shoes on?” he said taking his cock in his hand and stroking it, readying it for her.

“Oh yeah.” She said pushing her ass against him. “Aren’t they the perfect fuck me pumps?”

“Your first red ones I do believe. And they make up for your little legs.”

“Shut up and get hard already.”

“I’m trying.” He said continuing to stroke it with fear of getting calluses on his hands, “I guess the little guy prefers red heads.”

Scully growled and turned around, crouching down and taking the confused cock in her own hand and sliding it into her mouth; she looked up at him and blinked demurely as she fucked him with her mouth, the cock quickly hardening between her lips. Feeling this occur she removed it and stood back up, “He remembers me now.” She said turning and assuming the position.

“Yeah he does.” Mulder said taking it and sliding between her damp lips, she moaned her approval as she gripped harder to the railing.

He gripped her waist hard as he fucked her from behind, bringing his lips to her neck and licking the perspiration off as she whimpered against him. She moaned his name, the way she always did and his cock suddenly remembered who she was and he came faster than he expected.

“Don’t take it out.” Scully said knowing what just occurred “Let me finish with you inside.”

“Ok..” Mulder said anxious to see what she had planned.

Letting go of the railing she took one of his hands and brought it to her clit, “Rub me.” She begged, “Make me come.”

She was talking much dirtier than he was used to and Mulder didn’t mind. At all. He rubbed her clit like he always did, enjoying the sounds that escaped her lips and as her muscles tightened around his sad cock he rubbed even harder, causing her to clench harder around him which caused him pain and pleasure at the same time. As she came she cried out, and he couldn’t stop rubbing, feeling himself harden again inside of her as her orgasm continued.

“Oh Barbie?”

“Yes Ken?” She said with baited breath.

“Up for round two?”

“Always”